Dirty Joke of the Day

This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed to fuck her because of his small dick. So one day while they were at the drive-in movies, he decides that now was a good time to fuck her because she wouldn't be able to see his dick size.

Halfway through the movie, he unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick and sticks it in her hand. She than replied, "No thank you, I don't smoke"!!

Ouch!

Well at least she could, if she so chose, "deep" throat him... Good one Dallas.

do I hear a rim shot?

HID

lol!!!