WHAT TO WEAR TO CHURCH!!!

OH FUCK! I NEED A RIDE TO CHURCH AND NEED ADVICE ON WHAT TO WEAR ! I'LL GIVE CHURCH ROAD HEAD TO ANY CONVINCING TS 0R A GOOD CLIT LICKING TO A HO WHO BRINGS ME (NO IN HOUSE HEAD AS THE CHOIR LEADER HAS FIRST DIBS). EXTRA CREDIT FOR THOSE WITH FASHION SENSE WHO CAN GUIDE ME IN SUCH COMPLEX ISSUES AS WHAT CLOTHES TO WEAR!

FIRST COME FIRST SERVED AND THE REST OF YOU ARE FUCKED WITHOUT EXPLANATION -- NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

PS: SMITCAN ROCKS!

I love church head. Wear a butt plug and a short skirt. Put panties in the donation basket when they pass it around. Everyone loves cummy panties, even god.

I love church head. Wear a butt plug and a short skirt. Put panties in the donation basket when they pass it around. Everyone loves cummy panties, even god. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl

I agree. The church donation will be the area of your huge areola -- my gosh - radius squared times pi. Good day for jesus today.

smitcan for modtard....

smitcan for modtard.... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

He's not already?

OH FUCK! I NEED A RIDE TO CHURCH! Originally Posted by Taskmaster

Can I ride ur dick to church?

Can I ride ur dick to church? Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki

you can ride me anywhere and take all my money

Can I ride ur dick to church? Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki

Sure. You've just incentivized me to go to both masses today.

OH FUCK! I NEED A RIDE TO CHURCH AND NEED ADVICE ON WHAT TO WEAR ! I'LL GIVE CHURCH ROAD HEAD TO ANY CONVINCING TS 0R A GOOD CLIT LICKING TO A HO WHO BRINGS ME (NO IN HOUSE HEAD AS THE CHOIR LEADER HAS FIRST DIBS). EXTRA CREDIT FOR THOSE WITH FASHION SENSE WHO CAN GUIDE ME IN SUCH COMPLEX ISSUES AS WHAT CLOTHES TO WEAR!

FIRST COME FIRST SERVED AND THE REST OF YOU ARE FUCKED WITHOUT EXPLANATION -- NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

PS: SMITCAN ROCKS! Originally Posted by Taskmaster

It should have read "smitcan"...only use caps for everything EXCEPT the Jimmie's name........

in orange and larger font please

He's not already? Originally Posted by Taskmaster

He fluncked the IQ test....
Wurd on the street way more than single digits...

I wonder if related to Dutchcan

FORCES HAVE SECURED THE ANCESTRAL HOMELANDS, ITS SAFE TO RETURN WHEW

boy shorts. priests love boys.