Who's cock was exceedingly bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
Instead of coming, he went.
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Once knew a terrible bragger
Who walked with a clump and a swagger.
The reason, they say,
That the guy walked that way
Was, his dick was cut off with a dagger
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