Splinters in Her crotch !!

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and
an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started
to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted
owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In
considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told
him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and
how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her
to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help
her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told
her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I
could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to
a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they
turned you down."

lol

Hehe, silly:-P