Great sex is like an expensive cigar, lots of transitions

bojulay's Avatar
Great sex is like an expensive cigar, lots of transitions.

Soft, sweet, affectionate, hard, harder, intense, intense, intense affection,
intense hard affection, sweet soft hard intense, soft, soft, sweet, softer,
a little intense, a little hard, sweeeettt, sooofffftt.

The rhythm baby.

Or some similar combination.
Kind of like the Zeppelin song When The Levee Breaks.

Thoughts??


pmdelites's Avatar
when did led zeppelin guys undergo their sex change operations??? :^}
or are those dallas area providers who formed a zeppelin cover band?


seriously, sex is like life - it has all the ups and downs, the fun and boredom, the ecstasy and the ho-hum, the thrill and the "been there done that" ....
and then, we leave this plane of existence for the next.

btw, i dont smoke, not even after sex cos i use lots of lube :^}
pyramider's Avatar
Great sex is like an expensive cigar, lots of transitions. Originally Posted by bojulay

Yeah and the Cubans are still illegal.
ManSlut's Avatar
What's so fucking great about something that people don't even inhale into their lungs? Seems like a waste of money, time and suction to me!

Now, you make an analogy about a good bottle of wine and delicious Italian grill food and I'm with you baby!

I love the late comedian Robin Williams' analogy best:
"Sex is like eating Chinese food - It ain't over till you both get your fortune cookie!"
bojulay's Avatar
Yeah and the Cubans are still illegal. Originally Posted by pyramider
You can get real cubans, just have to know the right source.

Cubans are not what they used to be anyway.
People in europe complain because cubans are
all they can get in certain areas.
bojulay's Avatar
What's so fucking great about something that people don't even inhale into their lungs? Seems like a waste of money, time and suction to me!

Now, you make an analogy about a good bottle of wine and delicious Italian grill food and I'm with you baby!

I love the late comedian Robin Williams' analogy best:
"Sex is like eating Chinese food - It ain't over till you both get your fortune cookie!" Originally Posted by ManSlut
Crying wont help you, and praying wont do you no good ha ha
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  • 08-21-2014, 11:41 PM
Here is one of the great love songs of my era. LOL

Roll it over lets take if from behind. It's only love, God knows it ain't no crime.
Damn, Eric Clapton can play.

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Great thread. My best sex is best described in fine wine terms. Tantalizing, stimulating, full throated, marvelous, out of this world, new universe, exhilarating, no back lash, ahhh, fine finish.
What's so fucking great about something that people don't even inhale into their lungs? Seems like a waste of money, time and suction to me! Originally Posted by ManSlut
Cigars were made to be savored. Kinda like snuff.
bojulay's Avatar
Cigars were made to be savored. Kinda like snuff. Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
Savored, yes. BSB gets it.
GingerKatt's Avatar
bojulay;
In that 2nd paragraph in your initial post when you are describing a great sexual encounter, (or a good cigar I guess) it's incredibly sensual. It got me hot! Now that sounds like a good session! Doesn't sound like smoking a cigar to me, but then again I've never done that.
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bojulay;
In that 2nd paragraph in your initial post when you are describing a great sexual encounter, (or a good cigar I guess) it's incredibly sensual. It got me hot! Now that sounds like a good session! Doesn't sound like smoking a cigar to me, but then again I've never done that. Originally Posted by GingerKatt
ha ha The best cigars have a lot of flavor transitions from start to finish.
Like a Padron 1964 or 1926. You get a lot of variety in one cigar.

Cheaper cigars usually will have only one, or maybe two, flavor profiles
throughout the whole cigar.

The good ones have a smooth flow about them too.
GingerKatt's Avatar
Thanks bojulay! Now I get it. And I understand about smoking cigars now, so whenever someone is talking about them, I'll be able to add to the discussion intelligently! I guess I've just always thought of them as really big cigarettes.
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Thanks bojulay! Now I get it. And I understand about smoking cigars now, so whenever someone is talking about them, I'll be able to add to the discussion intelligently! I guess I've just always thought of them as really big cigarettes. Originally Posted by GingerKatt
LOL Having a fine cigar is like being with a fine woman.

Depth, a little mystery, wonderful smell and flavor.

Savory experience from start to finish. And leaves you a little
giddy, and thoroughly satisfied.
Those girls can rock, that's a great zeppelin cover.