Newbie friendly ladies in BCS?

I'm looking for a newbie friendly lady in BCS. I was asked by one lady "if you're a newbie why was your account created in 2014?" Well I heard of eccie in State Jail and made an account when I got out but also ended up in a 2 year relationship shortly after as well. So if there is any ladies out there willing to take my newbness away please PM me. Look forward to hearing from one of you!