Lesbian couple seeks Donar

I see this ad on Craigslist,
im hopeing they pick me

been there, did that
I never go to see
but then never had to help pay for

BTW: donor by straw or Franklin4 delight

edit add: mine was donated direct delivery till the rabbit died
then the apartment they rented just for till the lipstick of the pair had bun in the oven was dumped