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Thanks all you mugs (and the 47 gals) who contributed money-wise to the founding of our own Acedemic Chair at Pepperdine University in poon scholarship.

To save some cash I'm officing out of a swank little house here in Malibu, on the beach, not far from Pepperdine. And boy is there some swell tail walkin' around on the beach, not to mention the college ass at Pepperdine. Now as for those Einsteins at Pepperdine, at first they was a little shy about accepting our offer, and the loot to set up this Chair thing, but I was able to turn 'um around. I made 'um see the light, see. And soon they'll be settin' up a Professorship on the topic of why all we dumb eggs is so obcessed with the dames, and their little money-makers that we is always banging all the time.

They did have one request though. Since this is just around the corner from Hollywood, they suggested that we conceal the Institute name under somethin' else, somethin' on another topic, so as people won't get wise to the fact that we is all focused on this poon thing with our scholarship. I told 'um that we could set up a Professorship to study one of the great actors of the past, in the history of the movies. And I gotz the best idea for it. In my brain there's nobody more overlooked, and more deservin' of study for his unrecanized genius, than that greatest of all actors, that being Wallace Beery.

So that settles it. It'll be called the Wallace Beery Professorship in American Film History. Now that's done. And if anyone wants to gripe about it then come see me, and I'll straighten' ya out fast.

Now, I discovered a new and valuable cosmetic fad goin' on out here among the porn stars a stone's throw away in Porn Valley, that being such places as Chatsworth and such. This area used to be a bunch of citrus groves in my time, but now it's overgrown with fine establishments like Roscoe's Chicken and Waffels (the best eating in the Golden State) and so on.

It's been discovered that the wizardry of the laser can be focused and brought to bear on the pigment of the bung hole. Yep, this his what science has yielded us, and it's now available not just for those vixens of the adult DVD world, but to all of our dames as well.

Just PM me and I'll give ya the low-down on where to go and who to see.
Just tell 'um Georgie sent ya, and before ya know it your asshole will be as white as snow. And don't ya know that's what we all been needin' all along and didn't even know it.

See ya 'round mugs.


Don't forget to tell 'um Georgie sent ya...or I might have to let ya have it.

Thanks for the scoop Bro. The only person that sees my bung hole is my doctor when he does my yearly prostate exam. I think I'll pass on jazzing it up for him and making it white. I don't want him to get any ideas while he's pitching a tent up my ass.....WHOA NELLIE!!!

Unless I'm wrong I think he wrote it's for "...all of our dames...," so it's the providers' brown eyes that are being solicited. And thank God for that.

Thanks all you mugs (and the 47 gals) who contributed money-wise to the founding of our own Acedemic Chair at Pepperdine University in poon scholarship.

To save some cash I'm officing out of a swank little house here in Malibu, on the beach, not far from Pepperdine. And boy is there some swell tail walkin' around on the beach, not to mention the college ass at Pepperdine. Now as for those Einsteins at Pepperdine, at first they was a little shy about accepting our offer, and the loot to set up this Chair thing, but I was able to turn 'um around. I made 'um see the light, see. And soon they'll be settin' up a Professorship on the topic of why all we dumb eggs is so obcessed with the dames, and their little money-makers that we is always banging all the time.

They did have one request though. Since this is just around the corner from Hollywood, they suggested that we conceal the Institute name under somethin' else, somethin' on another topic, so as people won't get wise to the fact that we is all focused on this poon thing with our scholarship. I told 'um that we could set up a Professorship to study one of the great actors of the past, in the history of the movies. And I gotz the best idea for it. In my brain there's nobody more overlooked, and more deservin' of study for his unrecanized genius, than that greatest of all actors, that being Wallace Beery.

So that settles it. It'll be called the Wallace Beery Professorship in American Film History. Now that's done. And if anyone wants to gripe about it then come see me, and I'll straighten' ya out fast.

Now, I discovered a new and valuable cosmetic fad goin' on out here among the porn stars a stone's throw away in Porn Valley, that being such places as Chatsworth and such. This area used to be a bunch of citrus groves in my time, but now it's overgrown with fine establishments like Roscoe's Chicken and Waffels (the best eating in the Golden State) and so on.

It's been discovered that the wizardry of the laser can be focused and brought to bear on the pigment of the bung hole. Yep, this his what science has yielded us, and it's now available not just for those vixens of the adult DVD world, but to all of our dames as well.

Just PM me and I'll give ya the low-down on where to go and who to see.
Just tell 'um Georgie sent ya, and before ya know it your asshole will be as white as snow. And don't ya know that's what we all been needin' all along and didn't even know it.

See ya 'round mugs.


Don't forget to tell 'um Georgie sent ya...or I might have to let ya have it. Originally Posted by publicenemy

you sure you ain't a female? the only ones who are worried about bleaching their bungholes are females or funny boys....... which one are you???