Too old/Too young/Too hairy?

There are a few things I always worry about when I plan to see a lady. I am always worried that I am too old for her. I am in my 50s. So, does she look at me like I am her father? If I ask ahead of the visit, the lady usually will say, "I prefer older men". But, what else could she say? If that's the case, how come I seem to be invisible out in the real world to most late 20s, early 30s ladies?

Another anxiety I now have is the shaving down below issue. My generation did not shave down there. I trim from time to time, but if I shaved I'd have a problem explaining that to Lucy, or Fred if he saw me at the gym. So that ain't happening.

Also, would a younger lady find me hotter if I got a temporary tatoo and wore my pants down around my knees like the younger dudes do? LOL.

Anyone care to comment?

Yep, slow day at work and I am bored!

Barney, just get Grecian formula for men and dye your ear hairs and nose hairs a nice youthful brown, and you will be fine.

This is something I would love to address. I cannot represent the entire female race, but as to the younger ladies finding you "invisible" is a result of the lack of insight into the male psyche. They simplly have not experienced the benefit of being with an older man, and probably had not even occured to them that they may want to. An experienced woman knows damn well, that a gentleman in his 50s-60s not only makes you feel more beautiful and secure but is more easy to be with. When I am with an older gentleman, I don't feel as much pressure to "perform". I like it, there is substance and apreciation that is more accessable.

If you are simply seeking excitement, then maybe you need a younger guy. If you would rather relax, have fun and maybe have an orgasm, then I say go for the gray baby!

Don't shave, baby, just trim with scissors. If anyone gives you grief, say it's because of the summer and your junk is getting too hot and stinky. That usually shuts them the hell up. If they persist, tell them to stop checking out your fruit basket and mind their own. I like my man to have hair, but when it's poking me in the eye (from 3 feet away) or accumulating in my throat, I get a little irritated.

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where did I say anything about gray hair? You know what happens when you ass-u-me. Altho I never understood how your assumption makes an ass out of me. LOL. Thanks for the feedback.

Well I can say that I enjoy older men! I have never had an issue with age even when I was younger. Gentleman from a different generation are great. I would not be so concerned with "manscaping" for a new era.

Have no fears, embrace it as you are only growing wiser.

I have had no problem with older men and to me they seem to be more respectful. Not that the younger guys can't or arent but most of my clientele are older. I wouldnt shave or change who you are just for a generation thing. If its something you want to do for yourself then do it but other then that I would stay who you are.

well....i think if a gents wants attention given to his southern man, then trimming the bush lol and shaving the sack, would be great. hopefully fred or lucy wouldnt notice that small change. and if they do.....id be suspicious!!

don't mean to steal barneyrubble's thunder, but I also have a question in those same regards ... I had surgery back in Feb ... but, I was "shut down" way before that, since Dec., couldn't work out ... now, I was not an exercise machine, but now i'm carrying a bigger "beer" belly than I was before ... I try describe myself outfront as best I can ... so, after that long-winded statement, how much is that of a NO for you ladies ... Now, I'm not Jabba the hut, but I could pass on occassion for the pillsbury doughboy. So, how much of a deal braker is the belly?? thanks for any feedback.

As long as the ID you show her looks like Ben Franklin you'll be alright.