Review: Alexacumz - no thank you

Date: 7/13/17
Provider: Alexacumz
User ID: https://www.eccie.net/member.php?u=362671
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: i10/Vance Jackson
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: No
Activities: non
Session Length: n/a
Fee: n/a
Hair Length and Color: curly shoulder length
Age: 20
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: very disappointing
The Rest of the Story: Saw her add yesterday and got excited about my fav activity (greek).
sent a PM, woke up this morning to a text from her sounding all sexy and horny "I'm naked and wet and want you"...

No pictures in profile, no showcase... so based on reviews I figured it will be a pleasant surprise. So I drive over only to be greeted by a wall of smoke as soon as the door opens (-1)
She says hi, staring at her phone texting away (-1)
Her physical appeal is nothing like I imagined... obviously not naked, some very unattractive underwear and a double top to hold her... curves in... (-10)

I smell of smoking is so strong I am starting to have hard time breathing and at this point know that there's no way my experience will be pleasant. So I'm trying to be polite pointing out the smoke issue when she abrupts me with "byieeee" without even taking her eyes off her phone... (-100)

A morning ruined, 2$$ saved. Just not mt level of providerRecommendation: No

No activities took place.

Moved to Coed forum.

OT

Hobby Confucius say, "Going in sight unseen rewards you with an unseemly sight." Or something like that.

OP, why do you suppose the ad you replied to is identical to her first Welcome thread post back when she joined ECCIE a year ago? For further amusement, note her responses to the mongers on page 2 -- sounds like what you were told.

Maybe she's a hooker bot?

Sorry to hear; heavy smokers do nothing for me, either....

In my experience, the best remedy for a smoking hooker is to slow down and use lube.

Hobby Confucius say, "Going in sight unseen rewards you with an unseemly sight." Or something like that.

OP, why do you suppose the ad you replied to is identical to her first Welcome thread post back when she joined ECCIE a year ago? For further amusement, note her responses to the mongers on page 2 -- sounds like what you were told.

Maybe she's a hooker bot? Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

She sent me a picture twice this round of advertising , not the same people . So no seal of approval from me
On VP status

It would be nice if the ROS would still be private when it is determined ithe review did not qualify as a review.

Exactly. I also read on another thread that soon the ladies won't be able to put pictures on their showcases. Sniff sniff, do I smell catfishing?

Yeah that's ridiculous. What is the reason for not being able to post pics??

Mainly to stop lurkers. But ladies might b able to have live links where those of us with PA access can check out the live link

So far eccie is working on it. But nothing in stone yet. Avatars for sure but the other stuff is in the works and of course showcase with description and menu.

No activities took place.

Moved to Coed forum.

OT Originally Posted by oldtiger

No activities? The way I read it he got screwed..... no? Lmfao

Exactly. I also read on another thread that soon the ladies won't be able to put pictures on their showcases. Sniff sniff, do I smell catfishing? Originally Posted by GeorgeDRII

There are no such plans to remove pictures from the Showcase. There was a policy change regarding pictures of sex acts and that included the Showcase. Those are not allowed.

Lea

Are there going to be any live links on the showcases then?

In my experience, the best remedy for a smoking hooker is to slow down and use lube. Originally Posted by Aviator1

It's hard to stay hard when you can't breath...