Hey Homer! Have you ever seen that show Ameria's Got Talent?

There was a novelty act on it this year where a guy regularly got kicked in the nuts, hit in the nuts, fell on boards and pipes straddling them.... you get the gist I'm sure.

Well... In my never ending quest to raise money for the kids this year I was met with a rather unusual suggestion for female involvement.

A Lady has offered to donate up to $300 (might just be an hour of her time but HEY! Anything can work) if she can kick you in the nuts.

She has offered to do it barefoot and I have been assured that she has received absolutely no Martial Arts Training.

How about it? Will you take one for the kids?

I have a feeling that an opportunity like this might actually get competition from other ladies as well. You've kind of reached a status like me where this is a little pent up frustration in play.

Gee wonder who the unknown lady is ? LOL !

OUch...

But you could charge admission to view the kick and get a few more bucks for the kids.

IJS,

G

But if Homie had his steel cup in place that would REALLY be funny

I think she would want to check like they did on the show.

And I agree... This could raise some serious money with admission and other ladies competing for the privilege.

it makes me a little nostalgic remember back to when I was perceived as the evil presence in the room.

Oh well... I bow to Homer these days.

After she kicks you in the nuts would she:
1. List all your shortcomings
2. Screw around with your friend
3. Run up your credit cards until even Obama feels sorry for you

If not then she probably does not have nut kicking down to a science and is probably safe.

I think I'd rather just give you $300 then let **** kick me in the nuts. I need my nuts for my little after party later in the evening. After all just think of all the sad strippers if she did any real nut damage and I had to take some time off.

I think I'd rather just give you $300 then let **** kick me in the nuts. I need my nuts for my little after party later in the evening. After all just think of all the sad strippers if she did any real nut damage and I had to take some time off. Originally Posted by homer13

OK. So that's a Pledge from Homer13 for $300 which makes him the #2 Contributor behind Kaiser.

There was quite an after party last year attended by the top contributors, the ladies that donated their time, and the winners of the prizes. as I recall a lady passed out in one of the bedrooms, an elf and a lady passed out in another of the bedrooms, Ztonk and a lady passed out in yet another bedroom, a bar was destroyed and a lot of fun was had by all.

As I recall $300 was not high enough for the after party cut off of top contributors but i WILL be happy to collect it from you sit.

THANK-YOU for your tremendous generosity.

With that being said......

One of the ladies has stepped up and offered to donate $300 for the opportunity to kick Rover in the Nuts....

LOL

sixx

With that being said......

One of the ladies has stepped up and offered to donate $300 for the opportunity to kick Rover in the Nuts....

Originally Posted by Whispers

You sure it was a lady , I don't believe you ?
Only if they kiss them and make them better , and take the eternal pounding it's gonna take to get off after that , then I'm in !

I didn't come back just for the fundraiser party to get kicked in the nuts either....

I didn't come back just for the fundraiser party to get kicked in the nuts either.... Originally Posted by runswithscissors

Dude you're alive , welcome back !