Ladies What is your cover up??

So I asked this in Austin and it was very interesting so I have decided to banch out to a little bit larger city and ask you ladies the same thing.

What do you tell your family/so/children/friends that you do for a living?

I knew a lady once who told people she assisted corporate executives in relocating -- finding houses, apartments, neighborhoods, churches, clubs, etc.

We werent suspossed to tell them we were hookers? Well shit. I missed that memo.

I am a personal asst by day (its true! hehe) and a bartender by night. Therefore I have around the clock reason to need a sitter.

I think "head hunter" could be tossed into the grab bag of real world titles

I tell friends I do small business consulting and that is why i travel so many places...to check on my accounts

My kids and a few family members know the truth..but my good old bible thumping Baptist momma would die if she knew the truth!

I tell them that I manage a portfolio of 12 investment properties for a gentleman who lives in Canada. That he is renting them out for now until the market improves to sell them. I make sure that the landscaping, pool service, etc is taken care of. Collect rent and handle any problems that may arise with the properties and am paid on a percentage of the total amount of rent collected.
I also tell them that I am self employed part time in website design and maintenance.
I also do hair on the side and am a licensed cosmetologist/extensions specialist who does the type of extensions they wear in Hollywood. That part is true. Any ladies interested feel free to call or pm me...

I am a zoo keeper....... monkey specialist of course

spikebaby
The Original Jenna of Dallas

Amway..?????

Usually a towel... but it never stays up for long.

I am a zoo keeper....... Originally Posted by Spikebaby

Damn, so you've met ma family huh?

I am a zoo keeper....... monkey specialist of course

spikebaby
The Original Jenna of Dallas Originally Posted by Spikebaby

Does this mean we are supposed to masturbate in front of you and throw feces? Sounds like fun to me!

It's simple I'm in sales!

Does this mean we are supposed to masturbate in front of you and throw feces? Sounds like fun to me! Originally Posted by pyramider

It is one of my most popular request!

Spikebaby

How about public relations.

Or maybe politics, where it's legal to screw the public.