Strange Love

I love variety in everything...it is THE essential spice.

I'm looking for ideas of strange, kinky, and/or erotic places to get that "Good Lovin'"

What's that best place you have done it or place that you wish you could do it?

Give me some details in case I have to recreate it from scratch.

Beds...Bedrooms...sofas...chai rs...and No-Tels get so boring to me after awhile.

About a year and a half ago, I had a serious relationship with a woman close to my age (50) who was a former model for the catlogue circuit--Dillards, Macy's etc... Very attrative at 50 with blonde hair, blue eyes, tall 5'9", athletic, and in excellent shape. One night we went out to the Paladium Lofts to see some bands and we had a fair share of drink.

This girl loved to do crazy shit, so she says let's go to the Plano Amphitheater, hop the fence and see where it goes. So we get there about one am, hop the pad locked gated fence, go down toward the lower middle of the amphitheater and proceed to get naked and go at it for several hours. Cop cars kept cruising the park shining lights as they were patrolling. I am certain they suspected something because they had to have seen my parked car at the gate with no human around.

So we went at it like a couple of highschool kids literally for several hours---2 adults ---completely naked---with the rush of getting caught as the cops patrolled the area for a long time. We are both professionals, both have kids and of course could not afford to get caught and arrested. Very thrilling, very sexy, lots of fun with a beautiful girl, and very dangerous all at the same time.

A Glass Elevator where real excitement was wondering if someone else would try to use it before we were finished.

I use to hang out with an interesting group of friends back in the day. We were able to gain access to a very famous technology company’s corporate auditorium which was designed like your typical movie theatre seating, with stage, podium and huge screen for doing movies, presentations, etc.

One of the guys in the group puts a porno on. One thing led to another and we are all doing the naked mumbo my woman wants to do it on the stage behind the podium which of course I agree. While we are doing it on the stage, edge of the stage and several other places on the stage we have Sunset Thomas getting her brains fucked out on this huge screen behind us. While all this is going on half the couples are trying to copy every move Sunset and the guy who is doing her. In addition all of us are looking around, worried about security or the cleaning crew showing up.

Every time I see the CEO of this company make a presentation or do an announcement from that stage I always think about that night. I often wonder what the cleaning crew thought as they were having to clean up the auditorium.

Years ago...a much younger EPPL met and had a session with a much older cougar. I couldn't tell from her pictures that she was that much older...but when I met her I knew she was clearly somebody's grandma.

Her body was taut and petite. She had a great figure and took exceptional care of herself...so there was absolutely no complaints. Absolutely beautiful face. Time had been graceful for her.

I'm not sure if she had provided for anyone in a while...because in the heat of the session...she took my big toe and stuck it in her taco!

I'm glad I'm a hygiene freak and had clipped my toe nails before going to see her or she might have had an accidental hysterectomy. It was absolutely one of the weirdest moments and sights I had ever experienced. No one has loved my big toe soooo good ever since!

Hahaha, this thread reminds me of Police Academy, where Mahoney hires a "provider" and winds up hiding her in a podium where the very unsuspecting and lucky Commisioner is giving a speech...well I guess you guys know the rest.

I would love to do it in my classroom on my desk. In fact this morning I was just thinking of some way that I could take some naughty pics there.