Three Ladies in a Sauna

Three women, two younger and one older were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beep stopped

The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished talking, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low and decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the Sauna and went to the bathroom. When she returned, there was a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The other two raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman looked over her shoulder and said, "Well, will ya look at that. I'm getting a fax."

That's one I can tell my Mom--she'd get a chuckle.

one of the better ones

Freakin hilarious!!! Good one!!

lol

i told my mom... she hasnt stopped laughing yet..