You know where mine’s at. And it’s full grown, not goatee. Combine that with the bald head, I’ve got two of your requirements - I still refuse to wear ladies panties. I go commando or boxer briefs.
You luv beards 'cause you don't have to deal with the unrelenting and never ending itch and your face always feeling dirty! Wondering if there is a family of insects living in there!
i like lady beards - indigenous to the southern regions of womanterrain - once a flourishing society in the 80s, now much more sporadic in present time - but when you do get to see one....