I MISS PENIS!!!!

I know this is a stupid thread but I hope everyone can feel my pain. I made it safe to TN. So im one week down, 3 more to go. I havent been laid in a week:< When I get back to houston that means I havent got laid in a month. I hope I dont forget what to do. So when I get home ill probably have the energy of a wild animal or be like a scared kitty when I get action.

I know this is a stupid thread but I hope everyone can feel my pain. I made it safe to TN. So im one week down, 3 more to go. I havent been laid in a week:< When I get back to houston that means I havent got laid in a month. I hope I dont forget what to do. So when I get home ill probably have the energy of a wild animal or be like a scared kitty when I get action. Originally Posted by Bianca Page

I'm just saying....

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Hurry home sweetie, we miss you.

Ill save myself for you. You got to be gentle though lol

I'm just saying.... Originally Posted by TexasGator

Screw Texas Gator....how about me?

This confirms what we Texans fans have know all along.
There is no "penis" in Tennesee!

Ill save myself for you. You got to be gentle though lol Originally Posted by Bianca Page

That's sweet, I'll be waiting..... Oh you werent talking to me, oh hell. Maybe I should hire a good mercenary to get me to the top of the list .

This confirms what we Texans fans have know all along.
There is no "penis" in Tennesee! Originally Posted by Gator42

ROTFLMAO..

GB

This confirms what we Texans fans have know all along.
There is no "penis" in Tennesee! Originally Posted by Gator42

Penis in TN was negatively affected by Obama's TARP.

Hey now,, that is Al Gore's home state.. :P

Did someone say AL GORE

Glad that you made it to Tennetucky safely, Bianca.

Big Jake posted this somewhere so I thought I'd include it;

After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis. I ask, "do you want more sex"? "No", she replies, "I'm just admiring your cock, I really miss mine..."

I dunno, it just seemed relevant.

Have a good visit and a safe trip back, hun.

I was worried chicagosun started this thread, I am very relieved it was BP.

Be safe.

I was worried chicagosun started this thread, I am very relieved it was BP.

Be safe. Originally Posted by notanewbie

XXXIV could have started it too.....