Favorite strip club in Austin and why?

I used to dance in Dallas and it was extremely different then. The place I worked put on these huge theatrical shows like you would expect to see in Vegas. When I moved to ATX I had a friend escort me to some of the clubs down South, and I was underwhelmed to say the least. Sooo, which clubs are best for what?!

I stay away from the clubs in Austin. I'm from Houston where things have always been like you're used to in Dallas. The clubs here are lame to say the least. The strippers are entitled and don't like to have their kitties touched, fondled, licked, penetrated or even SEEN. Years back I had one Austin stripper sitting on me in a V.I.P. room and I went to move the fabric of her thong aside so I could gaze at her vagina she grabbed my hand to stop me. I asked her what was going on and she said she charges $1,000. to see her pussy. I left and never entered another Austin "weird" SC again. Now if you wanna discuss Houston clubs let's chat. It's a regular whore house in most of them. St.James "the church" is my fav.

I was thinking more along the lines of which club has the most entertaining strippers or best atmosphere for a mixed group of men & women. Lol.