North Pole. Christmas is canceled immediately. According to investigators, Saint Nicholas, aka Santa Claus, was working his way down his "Naughty and Nice" list, when with a twinkle in is eye, and a smile on his face, he suddenly passed away with a ho, ho, ho.
Santa's chief elf, Bernard, was overheard saying: "I told the big guy FFMF was dangerous, but would he listen, no, not him..."