Clearing the Air

Hello Everyone,

As you guys have seen my thread previous thread I'm going to take this time to reiterate to everyone what I mean't about my post. First thing is that I never mean't to say that everyone in Dallas has STD's and AIDs. As a provider I take my sexual health seriously and I'm sure a lot of provider's do the same. Giving un-protectived services is what I was concerned about with the statistics being what it is. I had no intentions of saying hobbyist all had diseases that is clearly not what I'm about. There is nothing wrong with a provider trying to move her business to the next level as everyone once to improve in life. Unfortunately you have people on here who get a thrill out of cyber-bulling which is not ok. My words in my previous thread were changed from positive to negative by people who don't know a thing about me nor has never met me. However as I stated on my previous post I enjoyed my clients off of Eccie they have treated me very well. They've been repeat's of mine for a reason. I hope this sums everything up God bless everyone
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So, now that Clarice has 'cleared the air', is she still Leaving Eccie?
Did someone pass gas?
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This is a parody of the posts made by the OP ENJOY!


As you should have been able to assume by now, unless you are out by the woodshed I call an "incall", that I have hired an outside marketing team referred to commonly as A "PIMP" to run my business. He is, the one in the middle, writing all my media promotions along with my my social media marketing. He's promoting me as an educated, published model, and next he is going to spin me as an author who sucks cock for the approval of another man. He say's there have been others but there is always a market for more. I am so excited to be working with him on this project. I mean FOR him. Now for his plan:

Now you (our valued customer) can watch me on Twitter using your computer, tablet, or smart phone, make myself appear (cough) even more pathetic than I do here or on the 35 web sites that promote me. It's like doublemint gum, less the girls in bikinis. You know the address for my Twitter account, did I say Twitter?, I have blatantly my twitter account everywhere I can, even those sites that charge you for increasing your followers. That is where I met Gurtrude from iwatchDallas. I just spent a weekend in Fort Worth and the "Headliner" performer and I am sure you can find some unsoiled handbills in the second stall on the men's room. Did you know the POPO uses Twitter? Me either. Thanks for improving my "following" counts!!! (shout out again to iwatchDallas)


As you can tell, by hiring this entity, I have suddenly escalated not only cognitive writing skills but he hired this computer and photo image guy who's currently computer enhancing all the pictures of NYC models I stole before to pass as myself. He say's it's legal but for a blow job it is what it is, Overnight my English communication skill levels have from a 6th grade level to one that reads the same but boasts of being a college graduate.
Some might have called my old methods "gangster", self centered, and mostly even worse, but now my pimp is making me look and talk just like a "whore" like me should be. (not a typo)

P.S "I will no longer be seeing "AA" tricks or offering BB or Greek. You know how pimps like it.

Oh, Yes, back to my writing skills. Once my responses on Eccie looked like this... and even i didn't know what i was trying to say.. You try.

"Well there are bbw who are high end that charges more than me and I know girls with my body type that is high end. If you think that all blonde and skinny chicks are the only ones that can charge a high prices your mistaken. Yes hun guys have paid more than 400 for my time. Men who have money will pay for quality thats all too it not only that they play it safe"

and here is another response to WakeUp...

"If this is a form of sarcasm only makes you look like a douche bag if not thanks I don't intend to be missed"

and this one makes it sound like I just got a Budweiser can full of Penicillin pumped in my ass even though the "before and after" pictures were amazing.

The poster of this message is not expressing or implying anything to do with anyones physical health (hope you got that), but just repeating what she posted "per say"
"Oh yes indeed thanks girl the only positive comment on here. Some people is making my post a bigger issue than it is. STD's aren't the only reason I'm leaving I've saved up enough to become the certain provider that I want to become it's nothing wrong with that"


As you see before I became a published model, graduated college, and joined the SNL Procurement Group , DBA Para-dice Entertainment, inc., my writing skills may have not only conveyed my true thoughts and feelings as well as I had wished I have been received as being "ignorant, gangster, a crude form of a courtesan mixed with a head scratching brand of BSC wannabe somebody yesterday gibberish that has been seen here far too often" You know that may be just who I used to be. Not anymore and to best explain it. I'll spin myself off as being something that you could desire to spend your trifle generosity ($200 per reviews) in return for the illusion of a true BBW unicorn but under that "sweet" posterior is not only me, myself, but not now all the power that Para-dice Inc, brings with it. Kind of like my other self. You know the one who wants your money, and the one who has your money and the one who heard things that are going to curtail her efforts towards that goal. You know what I mean: The I want your money and the bitch I will become when you say, write, or do something I don't like. Yes, that Cunt!

So now that my pimp took the clusterfuck I created and thinks he can reinvent me. My posts suddenly are going to change to looking like this... look like this

"No problem dear, I just want to spread awareness everyone should know about these things to protect themselves. That is all I was trying to do but you have some people on here who think they are powerful try to slander me. It's nice to have people who understand"

Oh wait, my pimp didn't graduate college either, but he is smart enough to understand that I have fucked up and done so in a way that I have made a spectacle of myself on a local hooker board and may never recuperate from that damage I inflected upon myself. He knows EFN!!!!

He still makes me sound gangster, it is a softer tone, but he insists it will bring in the low fruit that I once catered to one more time. Its either that or I will be forced to "works the alleys down by the river under the I-35 bridge or back in the head at XTC's".

So please, Make my pimp daddy happy, and keep those $200 sessions coming in as I like many before me, never want to do XTC's ever again.

I am supposed to be promoting the Company and their commitment to their customers. So here it is "verbaitem" whatever that means..


"The only bad pussy is the pussy you didn't get from Para-dice, where the game is in the name"


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Hello Everyone,

As you guys have seen my thread previous thread I'm going to take this time to reiterate to everyone what I mean't about my post. First thing is that I never mean't to say that everyone in Dallas has STD's and AIDs. As a provider I take my sexual health seriously and I'm sure a lot of provider's do the same. Giving un-protectived services is what I was concerned about with the statistics being what it is. I had no intentions of saying hobbyist all had diseases that is clearly not what I'm about. There is nothing wrong with a provider trying to move her business to the next level as everyone once to improve in life. Unfortunately you have people on here who get a thrill out of cyber-bulling which is not ok. My words in my previous thread were changed from positive to negative by people who don't know a thing about me nor has never met me. However as I stated on my previous post I enjoyed my clients off of Eccie they have treated me very well. They've been repeat's of mine for a reason. I hope this sums everything up God bless everyone
Originally Posted by Clarice Loren
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If she would only post some taint photos ...
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Did someone pass gas? Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Damnit! X'cuse me...
Hello Everyone,

As you guys have seen my thread previous thread I'm going to take this time to reiterate to everyone what I mean't about my post. First thing is that I never mean't to say that everyone in Dallas has STD's and AIDs. As a provider I take my sexual health seriously and I'm sure a lot of provider's do the same. Giving un-protectived services is what I was concerned about with the statistics being what it is. I had no intentions of saying hobbyist all had diseases that is clearly not what I'm about. There is nothing wrong with a provider trying to move her business to the next level as everyone once to improve in life. Unfortunately you have people on here who get a thrill out of cyber-bulling which is not ok. My words in my previous thread were changed from positive to negative by people who don't know a thing about me nor has never met me. However as I stated on my previous post I enjoyed my clients off of Eccie they have treated me very well. They've been repeat's of mine for a reason. I hope this sums everything up God bless everyone
Originally Posted by Clarice Loren
Between the made up words and the .500 batting average on the apostrophe usage, I can understand much more betterer now....Thanks for clearing that up!!
Between the made up words and the .500 batting average on the apostrophe usage, I can understand much more betterer now....Thanks for clearing that up!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
No problem Glad someone understands
OP why put yourself thru this. You've not going to win over the crowd. Best of luck in your endeavors. Oh you could have won over pyramider by posting some taint pics .
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OP why put yourself thru this. You've not going to win over the crowd. Best of luck in your endeavors. Oh you could have won over pyramider by posting some taint pics . Originally Posted by rrabbit6926
It just would have been someone else's taint photos anyway.
OP why put yourself thru this. You've not going to win over the crowd. Best of luck in your endeavors. Oh you could have won over pyramider by posting some taint pics . Originally Posted by rrabbit6926
Hello I'm not stressing about this, my clients know all about me than they do. People can say what they want about me at the end of the day it's all about my good services that I provide. Thank you though. btw what are taint pic I'm still getting used to these abbreviations
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I hope this sums everything up God bless everyone
Originally Posted by Clarice Loren
Indeed it does. If one thread gets you that much attention, imagine if you start another one!!!

"But everyone keeps bullying me". Whatever. Just leave already. But that isn't what you want is it? The drama and attention is what you obviously crave.
...btw what are taint pic I'm still getting used to these abbreviations Originally Posted by Clarice Loren
I thin'ck you mean't to say tain't pic...