Girls:
If you can't deepthroat a big cock don't say you can. I've had "deepthroat" queens start gagging with half my cock in their mouths. I'm not John Holmes!
If you can't take anal from a big cock don't say you can. Miss Scarlet is the ONLY provider ever who took a pounding no problem. She's awesome.
If you don't live close to a persons desired location request don't say you do. Like saying you are located in Ausitn close to Round Rock but actually are in Georgetown.
If you smoke don't say you don't. I can smell that shit instantly.
Guys:
Stop taking pictures of your little cocks and then tell us how you pounded that pussy in the review. We know how tiny your dick is. She's not moaning. She's trying to not laugh at your sorry ass.
Stop saying a girl can deepthroat if she can't. It's so misleading in reviews. If every girl that has sucked your dick has been able to deepthroat it YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK. Get over it.
Stop saying a girl really likes you or likes fucking you. Stop. She likes what's in that envelope on the table. It's a business deal. I'll hold up my end, pay, and not become a stalker. The provider will provide services and act as if she is enjoying herself. Stop falling in love, White Knights.
Stop slapping each other on the back and acting like you did something special by banging a provider. We could all do the same thing.
Sorry. Rant over. Everyone have a great day and be safe out there.