Texas LE finally nabs old TG

Rezo's Avatar
  • Rezo
  • 05-16-2013, 12:30 AM
Just heard the news that TPWD has certified the state's biggest catch on record and with one of our area's oldest tricks in the book no less... namely an alleged 18 yr. old high school teenager from Fort Bend County

Quite sad how often this leads to the eventual downfall of so many of our brothers in arms. Obviously he had a good run but now we all must say goodbye. So long, goodfellow. You'll be missed!





http://www.chron.com/news/houston-te...er-4519182.php

http://blog.chron.com/shannontompkin...yon-alligator/
bbkid's Avatar
  • bbkid
  • 05-16-2013, 08:28 AM
They hauled him off in a Pacer, I hear.
boardman's Avatar
That's too bad but just like the rest of us....It was the pursuit of pussy that done him in.

I heard he weighed in at over 800 lbs. He'd put on a little weight since the last time I saw him.
Jusanotherdude's Avatar
I was just about to say the same thing..... Maybe that prison food will slim him back down..... and Let's not talk about that dry cracked skin....... he's fallen far from his days in the Lubriderm commercials.....
chicagoboy's Avatar
Doesn't look old enough to be TG.
texasjohn1965's Avatar
Wasn't that the story of the prostitution sting in an old folks home?
BatteriesNotIncluded's Avatar
Damn. He got too fat too run.
carkido45's Avatar
He measured in at 14 FT. 800 lbs but with a one inch pecker .
Bwhahahah