Favorite non amp legit massage places?

I need a mini spa day this week! It's
been a little stressful. I just want to unwind even if it's for just an hour or so. Best & cost effective spa or massage places? I want a good facial and massage. No pun intended!

I pop into "foot paradise" on North lamar when I want a quick walk-in full body massage, only $25!

Dayum. Sounds like a good deal.

I'm sure a bunch of broke losers are going to offer you a free one.

Well shit, thanks treetop..... blew up my spot.

That's Okay Stewie... You can put a bath bomb & food coloring in my tub...I'd still love ya!

I am just now hearing about this place in dfw. Why the fuck has no one told me about about a place like this? Seriously, selfish bastards keeping me out of the loop. I googled it earlier. I only got to see a glimpse, but it sounds like sixxflags for adults. I am so down to go check it out!

Pix. A fucking water park & spa?!?! That's just genius.

I'm so getting a mermaid costume. This is happening.