Help please

I’m about to go to jail in Bossier City for a traffic ticket I thought it was today and it was yesterday’s gonna be $1000 cash bond y’all are probably gonna think this is crazy but it’s nothing bad it’s a traffic ticket you’ll get the money back when I go to court can somebody please come and get me out of jail in Bossier City you gotta go to the Townhall and pay my fine it’s $1000 please somebody help me

Im out it was for traffic not anything major. I had my court dates wrong. Easy mistake and easily fixed.