I have been fucking with telemarketers, political pollsters, those asking for donations, people wanting my vote.et.al.
Just last night in my best Assup voice I responded to somebody's call for an asshat running for some office. He wanted to know if I agreed that queers and fags should not be allowed to get married
In my best Assup impersonation I said I could not support the candidate and neither would my life partner.
One of the most fun was when one of the people trying to get me to switch to satellite TV got to talk with me about watching porn. She held out as long as she could even after I told her my favorite porn was girl on girl and I asked her if she liked girl on girl porn.
Andy from India was a 30 minute conversation before I finally told him I do not discuss anything financial over the telephone..
I love those calls they are so much fun.
Originally Posted by The2Dogs
Just wait until EKIM calls you for a donation to his and woomby's " Global Initiative " !!! The spiel will start about how they want to render proper "respects " to the :leading lights " of their " community " of rainbow thong wearers and to petition the R&B hall of fame for their favorite band, The Village People, to be entered into that "august " body ! And how, for an extra $ 1.95, YOU can have YOUR name carved into the genuine, compressed cow shit "statue " of the band in all of their " outfits " !!! EKIM's out gathering the " supplies " for the " statue " now ! In a "hands-on " way ! Who better that a dingle berry picker like EKIM to have out gathering the material for the statue " ? !!!