BOOMFM, so I thought maybe this sandbox could use some signs of life.
Two whales, Sarah and Marty, were swimming together when they came across a whaling ship.
"That's the boat that killed my father 5 years ago! Sarah, help me bring it down so that it may never harm another whale again!" exclaimed Marty.
So the two whales swam under the boat and blew as hard as they could. The boat quickly tipped over and started to sink. A large number of the panicked sailors jumped overboard and began to swim to the nearest island.
"No! They're swimming to safety! If they're rescued they'll just crew another ship and continue to kill us. Quick, Sarah! We must eat them before they make it to shore!" Marty cried.
He started toward the sailors but stopped and turned to Sarah when she didn't follow.
"Absolutely not!" said Sarah, "I agreed to the blowjob but I am NOT swallowing any sea men."
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