Topless Driver

Could she have been a hungry, topless, massage therapist??

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...ctionContent.6

lol

Could the writer have mentioned "drunk and topless" another 10 times?

Drunk and topless are two of the qualities I look for in a woman.

Drunk and topless are two of the qualities I look for in a woman. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I guess you could say: "She's just about ready!" LOL

Did anyone else wonder exactly how you hold a drunk topless woman in her car until the paramedics arrive?

I should probably practice, in the interest of public safety, just in case the situation comes up again. Ladies?

Brilliant! Being topless makes the woman's face invisible to men. That's a perfect disguise for robbing some liquor.