Reasons Why The Dallas Cowboys Suck-Ass

First off, if you are a Dallas Cowboys fan.....Why? Seriously Why? What good has come from the Cowbitches? Don't worry I'll Wait........(crickets). The Worst team in the NFL thanks to J.J and no, i'm not talking Watt. And this is a great segue into my list.

1. Jerry Jones. Enough said, he is the downfall of this team
2. Tony Romo. Highest paid Dallas Cowboy ever. WoW!!!
3. Releasing Demarco Murray. What?!? The 2014 Leading rusher. Good move
4. Dez Bryant. Why would you resign this Baby Back Bitch.

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No crickets here..it's funny you would ask. I'm a Cowboys fan,......why?, well I think it's for the same reason other people root for different teams. For me personally, As a kid I grew into it. I've see them loose and seen them win, but I'll ALWAYS be rooting for them. No matter how much shit is trown my way....I actually find it funny and laugh, you see at the end of the day, it's just a game. Why are there so many Cowboy haters?....I don't know and it doesn't matter. ( shrugs shoulders) Yes, I know JJ is the downfall of the team, (I'm still a Cowboys fan)....don't get me wrong, I also watch the other teams. That would make me an NFL fan...it just so happens that out of the 32 teams, I root for the Cowboys. Go Cowboys!

There are not very many reasons...

Romo, is a better golfer than a football player...

Jerry..... Well.... Him and Bill Gates need to meet up and share ideas.

No matter how much you hate the Cowboys, you have to respect their cheerleaders.

1. You better hope JJ isn't on this site or he's gonna come after you with his rock hard oil driller cock*
2. All sports salaries have exploded in general
3. Too many carries last season, expect a sizable drop off
4. Seemed like a fair contract to me

*real talk though, it's funny how JJ thinks he had anything to do with the cowboys SBs when it was actually all JJ. If you can't figure out which JJ is which, then you are lost

First off, if you are a Dallas Cowboys fan.....Why? Seriously Why? What good has come from the Cowbitches? Don't worry I'll Wait........(crickets). The Worst team in the NFL thanks to J.J and no, i'm not talking Watt. And this is a great segue into my list.

1. Jerry Jones. Enough said, he is the downfall of this team
2. Tony Romo. Highest paid Dallas Cowboy ever. WoW!!!
3. Releasing Demarco Murray. What?!? The 2014 Leading rusher. Good move
4. Dez Bryant. Why would you resign this Baby Back Bitch. Originally Posted by blackrican11

Dez caught it.

Dez caught it. Originally Posted by strongbad

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No crickets here..it's funny you would ask. I'm a Cowboys fan,......why?, well I think it's for the same reason other people root for different teams. For me personally, As a kid I grew into it. I've see them loose and seen them win, but I'll ALWAYS be rooting for them. No matter how much shit is trown my way....I actually find it funny and laugh, you see at the end of the day, it's just a game. Why are there so many Cowboy haters?....I don't know and it doesn't matter. ( shrugs shoulders) Yes, I know JJ is the downfall of the team, (I'm still a Cowboys fan)....don't get me wrong, I also watch the other teams. That would make me an NFL fan...it just so happens that out of the 32 teams, I root for the Cowboys. Go Cowboys! Originally Posted by hornfreak

I can respect that.

Most things from Dallas suck, the cowgirls are no exception.

yeah, I'm down with the Cowboys. Always have been a fan. Not a Jerry fan.

All U haters may as well sign up early. Don't wait until the NFC championship game to sneak on the bandwagon.....lol.


I like Football and like the Texans as well

Leave my BOYZ ALONE!!

Cowboy fans your team whistles have arrived.

I'm far from being a Cowboys fan but I will say this:they got the best O-Line right now. And being so young,they will be the best for the next couple of years.

Leave my BOYZ ALONE!! Originally Posted by AlexisMoore

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I'm far from being a Cowboys fan but I will say this:they got the best O-Line right now. And being so young,they will be the best for the next couple of years. Originally Posted by ultraphobic71

So do solely rely on an outstanding O-Line, which they do have, to be the X-Factor of the Cowbitches? Why not keep Murray who was a force to continue to ground and pound the shit out of teams. But NOOOOOOOOOOO now they rely on McFadden and Randle to carry the team. I don't see it happening. The Cowbitches were successful last year then previous years because of the run game. Now they are back to being mediocre.