Yo Mama

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food...
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo mamma so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.
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Go mama so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
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Yo mama so fat, she fell down, scraped her knee, and gravy came out.
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Yo mamma so fat, yo daddy rolled over twice and he STILL ON TOP OF THE BITCH!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.