Happy Fifth Anniversary Love

Wakeup's Avatar
We've laughed, and longed for each other. We've talked, and tortured each other. We've griped, and grown older with each other (well I have, you always seem to remain young ). We've fought and fucked each other. Through it all, we've been the closest that two people can be.

I love you, my dear wife. Happy anniversary.





dearhunter's Avatar
never heard of her
Guest123018-4's Avatar
How is that mommy tummy looking these days.
Wakeup's Avatar
Why don't you ask her?
We've laughed, and longed for each other. We've talked, and tortured each other. We've griped, and grown older with each other (well I have, you always seem to remain young ). We've fought and fucked each other. Through it all, we've been the closest that two people can be.

I love you, my dear wife. Happy anniversary.





Originally Posted by Wakeup
Love you too! So lucky to know the man you are xxxx
Originally Posted by DickEmDown
Mmm... Need some more of that bbc soon! 😈
never heard of her Originally Posted by dearhunter
#BadHo

How is that mommy tummy looking these days. Originally Posted by The2Dogs
My tummy looking fab as ever! Feel free to refer to my Twitter, Instagram, or snapchat for live updates...
albundy's Avatar
Not trying to stir up shit, just curious. She seems to stay over in England, but you stay in Houston. Is that right? I've heard of long distance relationships, but damn, that's a bit much.


As I said, not trying to start up a whole thing here. I was just curious if that was the situation.
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Not trying to stir up shit, just curious. She seems to stay over in England, but you stay in Houston. Is that right? I've heard of long distance relationships, but damn, that's a bit much.


As I said, not trying to start up a whole thing here. I was just curious if that was the situation. Originally Posted by albundy

I think they're like pen pals in sing sing
She seems to stay over in England, but you stay in Houston.. Originally Posted by albundy
I am in a relationship with a girl or three who live in Houston and I live in England, no problema. Just get an internet phone or use whatsapp or Skype.

Can you imagine actually living 24/7 with a girl? I have a wife for that
Guest123018-4's Avatar
But, but, but, that IS his wife............
ktrouble22's Avatar
Happy Anniversary. It sure is a fascinating marriage. Good luck to you both.
Not trying to stir up shit, just curious. She seems to stay over in England, but you stay in Houston. Is that right? I've heard of long distance relationships, but damn, that's a bit much.


As I said, not trying to start up a whole thing here. I was just curious if that was the situation. Originally Posted by albundy
Bad bundy go make a hot pocket
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LuckOfTheOrient's Avatar
How was that bukkake sandwich you had for lunch wakeup?