I have a kink where I can go to a doctor and get treated like a human being, by a caring and competent medical professional. Instead of being treated by a sour-faced, pissed-on-blanket of a foreigner who can barely contain contempt of Americans. I have a boner right now just thinking about it.
Not sure if this qualifies
1. Ass worship in leggings, yoga pants, pantyhose including scissoring and facesitting with said apparel
2. use of the chin-strap or face dildo ( if thats what its called)
P.S. Im in Dallas at least once month