Tales from the Crypt

And on a lighter note....
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...art+skid+marks

Daphne might have the all time best post about gross shit (literally) that we encounter.

Ladies and Gents post your Tales!!

Personally i saw a girl last week and when I went to go down on her there was some.....residue of something lol. Toilet paper, baby wipe....something.
Soap and Water before fucking please!

And on a lighter note....
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...art+skid+marks

Daphne might have the all time best post about gross shit (literally) that we encounter.

Ladies and Gents post your Tales!!

Personally i saw a girl last week and when I went to go down on her there was some.....residue of something lol. Toilet paper, baby wipe....something.
Soap and Water before fucking please! Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy

Years ago I was in the Philippines and as happens in Angeles City I found myself irresistible to all the ladies. I spent the night with one of them and had a pretty great night.

The next morning, the bed looked like a murder scene. Apparently it was that time of the month for her. The entire bed sheet, and down into the mattress, was steeped in it.

Yeah, that was a fun trip to housekeeping and discussion with hotel management! I'm surprised they didn't call the police just to be sure I wasn't hiding a body, it was that friggin' bad!

Thanks Brando!(ewwwww)

Cmon have any ladies or gents been with someone and they had a booger hangin?

Yikes ! ( first I would like to say that unfortunately, not all tissue paper is female friendly )
On another note, I've had this happen several times: in the middle of a massage I realized that the gentleman "Missed a spot" and I have to go behind with a baby wipe. Very unromantic and embarrassing for both parties.

Butch & Brando, I get flaccid enough due to my ripe old age and your stories, although sick & humorous aren't helping at all.

Tales From the Crapped ?

Daphne's thread is pure awesomeness. I remember reading that well after she posted it and thinking...I need to go see her.

I have (as I am sure everyone does) have a few stories. But the innocent shall remain nameless.

Shit happens....


In a wild oral festival, fluids flying ( I mean this was some great stuff) one finger in the pink, the other the back door...a hot wet mess, well....

Showers rock.

This is why I always use flushable wipes, and carry individual wrapped ones with me. And if i gotta go, there are enough QTs and Racetracks around to take care of business, and I've never been denied a shower upon arrival!