Gfe versus Wife exp. versus Hubby exp.

Okay we all know what GFE is.
How would you guys describe the Wife experience?
How would you girls describe the Hubby experience?
In the mood for a little bit of ECCIE quality humor on this rainy Friday morning.

Well first imo, you have to qualify the wife experience into categories.....say newlywed, mid-term and over the hill.
Newlywed = 'what can I do to please you?'
Mid-term= 'I guess we can do it, if you really think you have to have it, but NO'
Over the hill='I don't think so, do what you gotta do'

And btw.....it's Friday!!!! lol

And btw.....it's Friday!!!! lol Originally Posted by richcran

Caught that right after pressing submit . I am NOT responsible for anything I type before my morning coffee.

I don't want to pay someone to do it, I paid dearly to end my wife experience, had enough, no more. LOL

Hubby experience...............I have the sweetest most sensual hubby in the whole world!! We have been together over 25years{best friends & soulmates]......
There are times we have slow,sensual sex....but MOST times we have raw,animalistic sex!!!! He knows which buttons to push/how far the limits are...and uses that wisely..lol

As far as the wife experience..it is the same situation... & I try to play that out in my sessions as well{of course there is not the same "love connection",but I think I do make a "lust connection" with all my clients

I don't like labels so I just call mine "the Dallas experience"!!! lol

Before marriage it was....I'm going to die if I don't have you inside me right this minute. When I was first married it was...let's do it 2 or 3x a day. Midway through it was... ah hell, not you again ;(. 8 months before divorce it was...damn, I wish I had the money to pay an escort to take care of this bastard! Having said that, my divorce and most of my marriage was similiar to that movie, " The War of The Roses". I don't think I ever want to have a hubby experience again, unless I have an open marriage. Swingers Rock!

Hmmmm for me and God I have been blessed with being a fat guy and having free pussy and paying for it.....

for me.... a GFE will fuck you better cuz you have a wife..... wife prays u dont have a gfe!

at 42 I have never been married so why bother now,,,perhaps at the end of the day I am to selfish to be married...

same as most i guess.
my exwife of 7 years....everything was great at first...then went to shit.
now my 'on again off again' GF of the last 3 years...she is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen and built like a porn star. sex was the best i ever had and more than i could handle...now on our 3rd year...its like i was married again.

same as most i guess.
my exwife of 7 years....everything was great at first...then went to shit.
now my 'on again off again' GF of the last 3 years...she is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen and built like a porn star. sex was the best i ever had and more than i could handle...now on our 3rd year...its like i was married again. Originally Posted by bubbaJay

Perhaps we should have a bartering system. Turn your "old and stale" into my "new and exciting" and visa versa. Waste not want not.

Perhaps we should have a bartering system. Turn your "old and stale" into my "new and exciting" and visa versa. Waste not want not. Originally Posted by Codybeast

I kinda like that idea......

Perhaps we should have a bartering system. Turn your "old and stale" into my "new and exciting" and visa versa. Waste not want not. Originally Posted by Codybeast

lol...that could work. every time we get back together...its like its new pussy again...