Haaaaaaaaaaa

This is the FUNNIEST FUCKIN PIC I think I've EVER seen!!!


He's lookin at that ass like, "What the Fuck??"

If that's a porno DVD cover or something, thats terrible LOL

Too much ass even for a butt-lovin guy like me.

That's Mz Booty

Nice, str8!! But this needs to be a "caption this" thread:

"Bish, Wash Yo ASSSSSS!!!"

"OMFG your ass really did swallow your thong!!!!"

"Um no honey, my boyfriend's ass is way bigger. Next!"

"You want me to motorboat dat azzzzzz???"

Lol, he was like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUM !!!!!"

Speechless

Is she considered "THICK"?

Nah, athletic ...

Even as an ass man myself, I've discovered that booties THAT big or similar are just too much work when you're with them. A time ago, I was with a chick that had an enormous ass. Often, if you're not working with 8" and above, optimum effectiveness isn't happening, if you know what I mean. I do OK as far as that goes. I'm not trying to correlate myself with being huge, but anything smaller, I surmise wouldn't be worth it to see these types.

This one particular occurrence, where, in the K9, the provider was leaning back (her ass way back, well behind her knees) and basically putting her weight on my thighs. This did (does) two things: one, it puts pressure on my thighs and just wears them out, especially if she's just resting her weight there. When we were done, I felt like I'd ran 15 miles...uphill. I've had that with other girls, but not to the extent she did it. Being a bigger girl (she probably weighed 160, give or take), it was just too much strain on me. The second thing this did was keep me from thrusting forward. She was literally RESTING on my thighs. When I stopped pumping (or attempting to) I could feel her weight just sitting there. Ladies, in this position, for it to work at a satisfactory level, the guy HAS to have room to thrust forward. Your thighs need to be vertical, somewhat, and you have to be at least a little submissive here. If not, ummm...I will NEVER see you again. Ever. I don't care how hot you are. If that's the way you do doggy, then you suck.

So, from that point on, I've realized that giant booties just require too much energy to get optimum penetration. Modest size asses work best. It doesn't even have to be 'big' per se, just nice. Nice works. Giant booty lovers, have at it.

Is she considered "THICK"? Originally Posted by Kendall4U

She's on the upper end of "thick", yes. She's most definitely above my preferable zone of ideal thickness.

You, Kendall, on the other hand, are reasonably close to the preferable zone of thickness, there. Ummmm, yeah. You're right in there.

I got this outta W&I. It was too funny not to post here. Old boy's face is just classic.

it's hilarious.. I burst out laughing on first sight

is this suppose to be in reference to someone or just a funny pic?