What our pictures look like and what men expect

I had a client. He went through with the session mind you.

He says to me. In your picture you have braids. Your hair is straight now. I don't believe you're the girl in the picture. He says. Your BREAST are HUGE they don't look that in the picture.

For one. I'm a woman. And we change our look ALL THE TIME. I might have short hair one day blonde hair the next. And with my breast it CLEARLY STATES I HAVE 34 F's.
My pics are 100% me if you read my reviews which a true hobbyist would.
If you have never heard of or seen anything bigger than a D cup I advice you to watch more porn.

I had a client. He went through with the session mind you.

He says to me. In your picture you have braids. Your hair is straight now. I don't believe you're the girl in the picture. He says. Your BREAST are HUGE they don't look that in the picture.

For one. I'm a woman. And we change our look ALL THE TIME. I might have short hair one day blonde hair the next. And with my breast it CLEARLY STATES I HAVE 34 F's.
My pics are 100% me if you read my reviews which a true hobbyist would.
If you have never heard of or seen anything bigger than a D cup I advice you to watch more porn. Originally Posted by Madeline Tze

You might as well make up your mind to be patient with us. We're just men.

I'm a case in point. There's a working lady that I've seen pretty regularly over the last couple of years. She has breasts -- two of them, to be specific. I've spent a fair amount of time with those breasts of hers, one way or another. Hands and mouth. They are my friends. I really enjoy our visits.

Now ask me what size they are. The number or the letter, either one. I haven't got the first clue. 34? 36? 38? C? D? E? F? Triple-H? Beats me. Pick one from each column. I suppose she has to know, in order to buy her clothes and underwear. I can only tell you that they're really, really nice.

So there's that.

Now, as for your client, with his "you're not the person in the pictures" ... well, I'm guessing he's what we might technically call a "chucklehead." You might think about charging him special higher rates. You could call it the "chucklehead tax" or something.

Lol. True. I am very patient. Very.

You might as well make up your mind to be patient with us. We're just men.

I'm a case in point. There's a working lady that I've seen pretty regularly over the last couple of years. She has breasts -- two of them, to be specific. I've spent a fair amount of time with those breasts of hers, one way or another. Hands and mouth. They are my friends. I really enjoy our visits.

Now ask me what size they are. The number or the letter, either one. I haven't got the first clue. 34? 36? 38? C? D? E? F? Triple-H? Beats me. Pick one from each column. I suppose she has to know, in order to buy her clothes and underwear. I can only tell you that they're really, really nice.

So there's that.

Now, as for your client, with his "you're not the person in the pictures" ... well, I'm guessing he's what we might technically call a "chucklehead." You might think about charging him special higher rates. You could call it the "chucklehead tax" or something. Originally Posted by James1588

"pick one from any column " that part had me dieing!

Dear Lady,

I think what James says is true, but I will not be quite as kind as he is. Assuming your photos are a fair representation of you--and until proven otherwise I assume every lady's are--then what you are encountering are some little boys lost in their own fantasy land. They may chronologically be "men", but they are not behaving as adults. They look at the photos and they concoct in their mind a fantasy world that is unconnected to the real one. When they meet you in person you have the "audacity" to contradict the comfortable fantasy they have built and that makes them uncomfortable.

Curley hair is now straight? Next you will tell me you were cruel enough to put it into a braid, or a ponytail. Let's not even broach the idea that you might (Gasp!!!) die it a different color!

The reality is if a guy can't recognize the lady in question because her hair is different--or her breasts are larger/smaller within reason from how they looked in a photo--well, you are not likely to have much success pointing out the error of his logic. Such a person has no logic cells inside their head.

It you read enough posts/reviews you will find it gets stranger:

-- "I was disappointed she wasn't a red head", said of "Barbie the Blonde", with long platinum locks in her photos.

--"I never would have seen her if I knew she was Black." Really? You didn't know?

etc.

Mark it up to part what James said, and part that there are just some very dumb folks in the world.

Whatever you do, don't let people like that ruin your tranquility.

I always love it when they ask for my ethnicity. As every ad of mine usually displays ample amount of images of a VERY lovely ebony. lol

I always love it when they ask for my ethnicity. As every ad of mine usually displays ample amount of images of a VERY lovely ebony. lol Originally Posted by Rein_Symone

Then why did you steal the avatar of that Swedish lady?

I had a client. He went through with the session mind you.

He says to me. In your picture you have braids. Your hair is straight now. I don't believe you're the girl in the picture. He says. Your BREAST are HUGE they don't look that in the picture.

For one. I'm a woman. And we change our look ALL THE TIME. I might have short hair one day blonde hair the next. And with my breast it CLEARLY STATES I HAVE 34 F's.
My pics are 100% me if you read my reviews which a true hobbyist would.
If you have never heard of or seen anything bigger than a D cup I advice you to watch more porn. Originally Posted by Madeline Tze

My guess is he was sniffing around to see if you'd offer him a discount to keep him happy and ward off the 'bad review' juju.

Just a guess though.

Taint photos seem to be missing from her showcase ...

If you change things about your appearance, update your showcase or ads to represent that fact...so they know what is current...

This thread is what happens when you don't do that...

Are you really saying a showcase should be updated every time a lady fixes her hair differently? That seems a bit extreme.

If you are dealing with a guy who cannot make that mental leap then he likely will get confused if she is wearing different lingerie than her photo shoot.

A different style doesn't require a new pic. A different cut... a different color--- yes, you should post at least a cell phone selfie.

Even there I would argue it depends upon how radical the change. Would it be nice to update every time? Yes. Should a guy be flexible enough to recognize it is still "you"? Yes.

I had a client. He went through with the session mind you.

He says to me. In your picture you have braids. Your hair is straight now. I don't believe you're the girl in the picture. He says. Your BREAST are HUGE they don't look that in the picture.

For one. I'm a woman. And we change our look ALL THE TIME. I might have short hair one day blonde hair the next. And with my breast it CLEARLY STATES I HAVE 34 F's.
My pics are 100% me if you read my reviews which a true hobbyist would.
If you have never heard of or seen anything bigger than a D cup I advice you to watch more porn. Originally Posted by Madeline Tze

OMG, I would know it's you based on your incredible 34F's and I would love to spend a 1/2 hr with you the next time I'm in the Ft. Worth area!

Just had to check the Showcase and....wow. Gorgeous! Whats the thread about now?!?
Anywho yup, I would love if you did the phone selfie often, umm hum!!