HOW HOT IS IT?

Please start your reply with "It is so hot..."

Perhaps some venting can make you feel a little cooler.

It is so hot that my balls are leaving a sweat stain on my pants!

It's is soooo hot that rundberg Hoogars are using the 7/11 freezer as their in call.

The devil went down to Georgia
...cuz Texas was too fuckin hot !!!

It is so hoat that the UT Football Team had to practice inside their big bubble and not on the field. Wait, they don't practice outside... Never mind.

It is SO hot...
I could fry an egg on my porch! {ok trhat one is lame}

It is SO hot.....the cows made buttermilk

It's so hot.. the hens are laying hard boiled eggs.

its so hot... Damn sweat turns to steam instantly

It's so hot, my cleavage feels like a third armpit y'all.

Its so hot...when she started squirting little puffs of dust came out....

Its so hot...when she started squirting little puffs of dust came out.... Originally Posted by Toyz

Damn it toys ive been trying to figure out how to incorporate squirting since yesterday!!! Lol...*crawls back into hole to come up with new ideas*

Damn it toys ive been trying to figure out how to incorporate squirting since yesterday!!! Lol...*crawls back into hole to come up with new ideas* Originally Posted by gingerpie

I'm sorry GP!

((((Here's one I'll let you steal and use as your own )))

"Its so hot that when I jacked him off he was shooting little pebbles across rhe room when he came! That hit my little Chihuahua on his head and pissed him off.

It's so hot out all the cloths are falling of the hotties.

IB

It's so HOT outside that even the hipsters shaved off their beards!

Last week I almost froze my ass in Purgatory. I climbed a mountain and felt like I was in Heaven. Then I returned here where it feels like H - E - triple-digit-hocky-sticks. What did I do to deserve this?