A woman is riding on a New York City bus and can't help overhearing the men behind her.
Man: "Emma, she cums first. Then I cum. Then the two asses, they cum together. Then I cum again. Then the two asses, they cum together again. Then I cum again, pee twice, and then I cum again."
Woman: "How DARE you have such a personal, intimate, disgusting conversation on a public conveyance! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
Man: "Eh lady, what'sa matta you? I teacha my friend spell Mississippi."
