A MAN WALKS INTO THIS BAR. "NEXT ROUND IS ON ME!"
"MY WIFE JUST HAD A BABY BOY!" HE SHOUTED!
AS HE IS PASSING OUT CIGARS SOMEONE ASKED,
"HOW MUCH DOES YOUR SON WEIGH?"
"22 POUNDS " REPLIES THE PROUD FATHER.
YES SIR! MY SON WEIGHED 22 POUNDS."
AFTER A FEW HANDSHAKES AND PATS ON THE BACK
THE PROUD FATHER LEFT & WENT HOME.
THE NEXT DAY HE RETURNS TO THE SAME BAR.
"HOW'S THAT BOY OF YOURS?" THEY ASKED.
"FINE, JUST FINE." HE REPLIED.
"DOES HE REALLY WEIGH 22 POUNDS?"
"NO, THAT WAS YESTERDAY", HE ANSWERED. "TODAY
MY SON WEIGHED ONLY 12 POUNDS.
"12 POUNDS? WHAT HAPPENED?" THEY ASKED
MY WIFE HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED!
