bigfoot

A woman walks into a bar and notices a guy sitting at a table with his feet propped up.She also notices that he is wearing about the largest pair of boots that she has ever seen.She asks the guy,"Is it true what they say about guys with big feet?" The guy says,"Why don't you come back to my place and find out." After several drinks,they go back to his place.The next morning,the woman takes a $100 bill from her purse and hands it to the guy.The guy gets all red-faced and says,"Shucks,Nobody has ever paid me for my services." The woman says,"Don't flatter yourself,take that money and buy yourself some boots that fit!!!!!"

lol--i luv your jokes!

Why can't you play cards in the jungle??? Too many cheetahs!

Originally Posted by ilovedatass

Why can't you play cards in the jungle??? Too many cheetahs! Originally Posted by Paven

bet you get alot of groans with that one.

I only remember the clean jokes dilbert and I heard that one when I was a kid lol.

lol---cute!