Stripper boyfriend employee foooking handbook!

Several fellas understand Shines vast knowledge of strippers and strip clubs so they ask me Shine Da Great, how do I become a strippers boyfriend. Here ya go

1. Cannot have a foooking meaningful job. Cannot. If you are any type of professional you are a square and not fun enough. Will not work.

2. Cannot wake up before 2pm daily. Period. This is a late night person's life only.

3. Must have da hookup or be da hookup. Period.

4. Got to be a strong willed dude. No poosey need apply. She buy da car, you drop her off, but you must be late to pick her up at least one out of three days.

5. Must be down with her foooking other chicks because most are bi and must be cool with her dancing for and foooking other guys.

6. Must like cardi b and Drake's fefe

7. Got to be ok with a lot of noise and foooking dumb conversation late night so you either have to be a mindless foook or just good at faking.

8. It's going to be a bumpy ride. One minute she love you than da next she is going at your ass like Solange did Jay.

9. Must be a cool psychiatrist without actually being a psychiatrist. Check 1

10. Have got to be social media cognicent and a good picture taker, videographer.

11. Must hang around stripper "cool folks" and cannot foooking ever wear your pants like normal folks.

12. Must be willing to go to Dallas at the drop of a hat. That's where the real stripper money is. See #1

So eccos and eccas please help these guys and add to da list. Shine Da Great doesn't know everything and I might have missed something. Shout out to my homie Pxo! Treyway! Toodlez....

interesting post shine.

my 2 cents is anyone who dates a stripper is a...clown. that said, one of my good buds-before i discovered the hobby-dated a stripper-she paid for 5 star hotels every weekend-and he only broke it off because she was an...alcoholic. unsexy af, according to him. he was ok with the table dances and the VIP, but the flying pots and pans? ya, not so much..

but when it comes to dating a provider, although it's not for me-tried it once for about 4 days til she forgot to come home one night lol-"it's complicated"..

double standard? indeed..

So all this is saying he basically has to be a bum.

This is mostly true because most strippers have a boyfriend that's basically pimping them.

There's a sticky in the Strip Club forum that talks about dating strippers. Written many years ago, but still holds true today.

mandingo, that is pretty funny. an updated version of some classic rules.

mandingo, that is pretty funny. an updated version of some classic rules. Originally Posted by aznlvr11

Truth.