NURSES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than the size of
a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started
giggling, then started laughing and couldn't contain herself.

Minutes later she was able to struggle to regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my
honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now,
tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.