do i have to buy any of their crappy food to get a cup? although i do have to admit...i try to eat fairly healthy...but i do sometimes get a hankering for a sausage egg and cheese biscuit sandwich.
Way back when dinosaurs were making gasoline the EggaMuffun was a staple of the over night / all night crowd that wanted to avoid the over night / all night crowd circus at iHop et al.
You could even eat an EggaMuffin in the final throes of crashing off ac*d if you were in danger of eating your hands or something because you were starving after burning all that energy laughing at an air conditioning vent, hiding from your friend's refrigerator or asking your parent's table lighter for insight into the grander questions of life, like why the whole room smelled like a deviled egg...
EggaMuffin! And Coffee! Yowsuh! Start your day like a ray of sunshine peeking through the curtains...