- badhusband
- 08-27-2011, 06:16 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?"Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comeshome drunk he beats me to a pulp."Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comeshome drunk on, just take a glass of sweet tea and startswishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband camehome drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,andhe didn't touch me!"Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
- Sweet N Little
- 08-27-2011, 10:43 PM
tff ! good one bad husband 
- Andrea Darling
- 08-28-2011, 09:07 AM
I love it!
- tia travels
- 08-28-2011, 11:46 AM
That's rude! LOLOLOL
- badhusband
- 08-28-2011, 01:07 PM
Hey, I don't write em. I just repeat em! Don't shoot the messenger.......
- tia travels
- 08-28-2011, 02:54 PM
I wasn't...(just so you know), that's why I added the LOLOL so you wouldn't think I was pissed for real.
- badhusband
- 08-28-2011, 08:40 PM
I know I know, I'm just messin with ya!