Self service.

Hobbyman28's Avatar
Anyone been to a self service parlor lately? Like not deliberately but of the chick turns you down on offers you just self service?

I had that happen once a while back she said no massage only so I just finished my self and had her watch lol then she had the nerve to ask for a tip wtf.
REDROBIN66's Avatar
I was a regular at a place that had no extras but would tease. Figured one day she would be comfy enough it would happen. We were pretty familiar but it wasnt happnin
Finally, was getting the usual treatment and the electricity went out. Could still see but it was pretty dark. As it wrapped up I helped myself and she aided somewhat but never really did much and wasnt upset about it.
That went on for a few more times before I got bored with it and moved on.

Tried that tactic at another asian spa thats also no extras and that ended with her walking out of the room.....rather quickly. Lol.
Win some lose some
Hobbyman28's Avatar
Haha good story pro! Yeah man you gotta try and get your money's worth somehow when that happens. I've found it's a fetish of some Asians and they like to watch.
tigerfan12's Avatar
Several years ago I went to a place on W Esplanade. On the flip I took the drape off. I pointed to it. She said for me to do it. I told her no you do it. We went back and forth a couple times and finally she did it under the towel. I went back a few times and she always did it with no problem. She never did let me touch her except for rubbing her butt.
usually they tell you self service if they don't know you and want some proof you're not a cop... I will usually say ok and start self service but then keep grabbing their hands and directing them closer and closer to jr, most often they will at least rub my balls and lower shaft and sometimes i have to hold their hand and move it up and down myself before letting go and often they will continue on stroking at that point... if I go to all these great lengths and she still won't finish the job, then I simply write that location off and probably not go back more than a few more times to see if they loosen up or not.
another thing I do is always leave $40 cash out on nightstand before hand, under my phone... if she's reluctant to give HE, I motion to the $40 and i say "tip for you".... this helps b/c you don't have to do tip negotiations when she's already nervous, stopping to dig through your wallet etc.... can throw the whole thing off the tracks.... if she gives me the HE, the tip is hers... if she refuses... I say "sorry no tip" and put the $40 back in my pocket... hate to be like that, but then again... I would've never bought the massage to begin with if there's no HE, so they at least got the house fee and sometimes I'll tip them $20 anyway if the massage was decent.
Hobbyman28's Avatar
Nice tips tiger and whodat!
I think the fetish for some of you dawgs is trying to get something where there is nothing. I don't judge, to each his own but trying and trying and throwing $$$ down a black hole to get extras at a place that doesn't give extras is a bit pathetic. Hell, when I was younger I used to love trying to bang the cocktail waitresses but never the strippers so I get it.


Haha good story pro! Yeah man you gotta try and get your money's worth somehow when that happens. I've found it's a fetish of some Asians and they like to watch. Originally Posted by Hobbyman28
REDROBIN66's Avatar
I think the fetish for some of you dawgs is trying to get something where there is nothing. I don't judge, to each his own but trying and trying and throwing $$$ down a black hole to get extras at a place that doesn't give extras is a bit pathetic. Hell, when I was younger I used to love trying to bang the cocktail waitresses but never the strippers so I get it. Originally Posted by maharg169

Lol. Good point. to each his own.
yep... went to one lady various times over 10 years trying to get an HE... she always scolded me... but finally, she was behind on all her bills and gave me a HE for $50 extra.... that's the longest i ever had to wait.... ten years... lol.
REDROBIN66's Avatar
Lol.. long time
Hell, 10 years ain't nothing. Tim Tebow waited a lot longer than that.
Not intentionally. I try to avoid that (if possible).
Haha good story pro! Yeah man you gotta try and get your money's worth somehow when that happens. I've found it's a fetish of some Asians and they like to watch. Originally Posted by Hobbyman28
so they should be tipping you instead.