Horse laughs and cries

Bartender has a sign behind the counter. I you can make my stud horse laugh you get a free drink. OR If you can make my stud horse cry you get a free drink.
Guy walks in sees the sign and says to the bar tender "I bet I can do that." Bartender says your on, have at it. The guy walks over to the Horse and whispers something in his ear.... sure enough the horse starts to laugh. hehehehe He gets his free drink and the bar tender is really surprised. The guy finishes his drink and says "Now I get another if I make that horse cry?" He goes over and secretly shows the horse something. Sure enough the horse begins to cry. The bar tender is amazed... No one else has ever been able to do that. He insists on knowing what the guy did to the horse. The guy says "First I whispered in his ear that my dick was bigger than his...He thought that was a funny, when I went and showed him that's when he cried."
reenakaur's Avatar
Its really so funny.
silverstar's Avatar
Thanks Eddie. You made me spit out my water!
LMAO
So cute and nice post.