Shit You Can't Make Up!

Soooo, in keeping with the spirit of Mr. Bojulay's thread about "which book would you write..."
Thought I might start a thread with my own personal thoughts and musings on which book I might write (cuz I know you guys/gals give a shit)

Being in this crazy fun world for a good nugget of time...I think I have a good pool of info to pull from. So sit back...enjoy, interject, agree, argue, jerk off, question whether it is you I am referring to, have a cup of coffee, post taint (Kill me now!), take notes, pop some popcorn.....enjoy...but mostly...have a good sense of humor

My book....(You will need to purchase it to get the full story)

Shit You Can't Make Up! A Spikebaby original
(in no particular order)

Chapter 1
TOYS
*You want me to stick what where?
*A lobotomy is NOT on my menu
* Sure...you may stick your left pinky toe up my ass while you whistle the theme from Mission Impossible (even if you don't look like Tom Cruise)

Chapter 2
FETISH
*If you want me to pee on you....please give me a heads up (self explanatory)
*Why the pedi/mani...is the new Brazilian Wax!
*A toothbrush and a feather duster do count as foreplay

Chapter 3
BATHING
*we live in Texas...if I ask you for a shower....just do it
*repeating.....
* repeating

Chapter 4
AFFIRMATION
*Yes..I love your cock...it's a cock....I LOVE COCK....but don't make such a big deal.. I feel like I am overly praising you....... you have a cock...I like it
*Big Cock
*Little Cock

Chapter 5
Shower incidents
* I dropped the soap (yep)
*Does this Loofah make me look fat?
*When someone falls out of the shower and brings the shower curtain down with them (this is on the extended DVD version FYI)

Chapter 6
FUNNY EVENTS
*strawberry pie with whip cream and a group of gophers.... (please refer to name of book)
*halloween party with a Bo-Peep, Wicked witch of the east and that guy from Twilight...all in the same room
*Socials.....you know who you are

Chapter 7
AWKARDNESS
* stay tuned!

spikebaby

VIVA LA Taint!

^^^^^^^^Ha Ha Ha...great stuff SB.

I think ya dropped the soap on purpose ya damn tease....

"Heads up..." Funny...

I almost thinck she is referring to me ... Nah too obvious.

"strawberry pie with whip cream and a group of gophers"

I did not know gophers liked strawberry pie.
Good to know in case I want to catch some for my next sexual encounter.

Great shit spikebaby!

Spikebaby,

As if making a TDL is not already hard enough,

you and bojulay are having us make a TRL,

yours sounds fun tho, and can you also make your pics heavy?

I think I'm gonna go right to the chapter with the left pinky toe Greek,

As soon as I get it.

Oh and there's that book about DATY too!!....

I think I was at that halloween party....well perhaps. Unless those three hang out a lot.

Love it! I told you so, but you already knew you should write it. Love the new pics BTW. Let em know when you might want some from that world famous shooter. Ha!

I ask you to shower,
repeat,
repeat...

REPEAT.....

Damn some are high maintenance.

Spikebaby I love this

Chapter 2 needs Altoids and an ice cube, the feather and toothbrush (electric or manual?) are but mere shadows of themselves with them.

Worthy of the Great Ape