My Awesome Date with….MajiCream??? (With Images Attached)

Date: April ‘13
Provider: Majicream
Phone: PM him for Details. He’s a screening Nazi!
Email Address:majicream@yahoo.com
URL / Website: http://www.eccie.net/member.php?u=2835
City: Plano
State: Texas
Address: The Shops at Legacy
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: He hit some traffic and was a little late. I got there early in anticipation of the meeting with my pad and pencil to take notes.
Activities: Very Firm Handshake. Good Convo. Lot’s of Backslapping. Fist Pumps. High 5’s. Laughs and...DFK (shared some Dirty, Freaky, Kinky stories)
Session Length: 1 hour
Fee: Couple rounds of drinks. He’s a cheap date!
Hair Length and Color: Short, Black with touch of grey.
Age: Debonair older gentlemen
Smoking Status: NO
Ethnic Background: Comes from an ancient tribe of Bad Ass Motherfuckers!
Physical Description: Sort of like his avatar of Jeff Goldblum but with glasses and not as tall. If I were a gay man, I’d fuck him Don’t get any ideas maji…I was fucking joking!!!

The Rest of the Story: I have been a big fan of Maji since joining the board. He’s been an inspiration for me on stepping up and writing better reviews with pix and images. He’s one of the best reviewers in my humble opinion. I reached out to him in my first few days with Eccie and he taught me how to download pix onto the site. He’s been a true mentor and I’ve been his grasshopper…



I was so nervous before the session. Should I shake his hand, give him a man hug or just start kissing his feet? I didn’t know what I should do! I mean this guy to me is like Yoda and Mr. Miyagi all wrapped into one!



He has written and just surpassed 100+ reviews; and this guy is so experienced. He’s just like Mr. Miyagi who has been with a ton of women too…



I mean this guy really knows how to treat a lady and how to….



When he walked in, he was so gracious, and just seemed like a good, decent guy. We just got to know one another and he taught me some valuable pointers from his “Handbook.” Dude, that thing would be an Amazon and NY Times best seller for “hobbying.” It’s like an ancient scroll….



He also told me about this mythical place where he lives at called, The….



Boy, if those walls could talk! I'd love to be a fly on that wall!

After we finished a couple drinks, off he went, probably onto his next conquest! I stayed to have one more beer for my wrist hurt from taking copious notes. It hurt worse than an allnight porn watching marathon! I’d share some words of wisdom fellas from maji, but then I’d have to kill ya!

Thanks again Maji! It was truly a night to remember!!



Recommendation: YES! OH FUCK YES! OMG! YES!!!! I CAN’T BREATHE! YEEEEESS! Sorry, was that overkill??
So I know majicream is a great guy, but Grassy, it sounds like you are kind of falling for him. Maybe it is time for you to take a step back from the hobby and evaluate your priorities. Falling for providers is one thing, but other hobbyists? I don't know man, I just don't know.
Awwwwwww it's sweet to see a bromance in full bloom. Spring is in the air!!
Luke Skywalker's Avatar
Grassy, I noticed you titled yourself as "regular reviewer", you should change that to "compulsive reviewer". With this one, 33 reviews in 53 days! It's more than one every other day! I admire your stamina, availability of hobby funds and time management, let alone your ability to write enternaining reviews....

BTW, if you ever see me for drinks, I have a strict no-review policy.
Get a room.
Awwwwwww it's sweet to see a bromance in full bloom. Originally Posted by TheOriginalDannie
Nah, just paying my respects...
Shep3.0's Avatar
This is pretty damn funny lol! Majicream is one of the good guys.
Majicream is a legend.
fun reading
Luke Skywalker's Avatar
By the way Grassy, I met Jeff Goldblum once in LA and he wear glasses.... That makes Majicream his brother split at birth.....!
Superlark's Avatar
Majicream is one of the awesome, friendly, helpful guys here.
pyramider's Avatar
Had no idea grassy liked the old farts.
Please tell me there was no snowballing.
daty/o's Avatar
Thank you for stopping short of saying "Majicream, FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!". But, if you have to have a man-crush, I commend you on your choice of subject. MC is a class act.
ManSlut's Avatar
QUACK!!!!.....I smell a Pimp!!!