Ladies, this could be the deal of a lifetime!

Check this out:

http://houston.backpage.com/AdultJobs/8312194

Now, truthfully, ladies, how could you pass up a deal like that?

Tikkler ... if times are tough and you need a discount ... just ask, alot of ladies around here like you & I'm sure they would be willing to give you a discount.

Putting an ad on BP w/ your pictures was a bit much!

Oh, no, busted by Brooke! But really, those are old pics of RBJ back in his youthful days!

back in his much slimmer days

Poor RBJ just can't get a break around here.

I say for his B-day, 30 of us chip in $10 each so he can see Holly. One hour with her, makes up for a year worth of crap from us.

Poor RBJ just can't get a break around here.

I say for his B-day, 30 of us chip in $10 each so he can see Holly. One hour with her, makes up for a year worth of crap from us. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

How about 320 people chip in 1/2 dollar a piece and if I can get my walker over to Brook's place in under an hour ... I get to spend the rest of the time in a session with her... that could be 2 of the best minutes of my life... probably the last two minutes of my life... but what a way to go...

He must have shaved his beard

LMAO......he said no blacks allowed....sheesh my feelings are so hurt.

Maybe his ex gf did that to piss him off. Entertaining read though.

what a dumb ass he would treat you like a slave anyway sounds like ass hole (Must be willing to let me come to your place for sex or anything I want to do with you.)prob put a sheet on top of you. God I bet he would not leave you alone want to come over everyday 300 will get you 2-3 fucks a week at best if he stays only half an hour, 300 will not do it for most chicks. If you make that much you should be able to find a chick if he stops taking style tips from Borat he would have a better chance with getting some.

He’s a looker isn’t he! And apparently, from his prose, a gentleman too!

You have got to be kidding me!
A hunk that handsome, charming and suave...single?? No way!!!!!!!

$300 a week for unlimited orgys, fucks, and "whatever he wants"...man, there's gonna be a line out his door!

Awww. I missed out on such a great catch . . Too bad he's not an equal opportunity employer.

Awww. I missed out on such a great catch . . Too bad he's not an equal opportunity employer. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Yeah, daphne. Damn the luck, huh?

I sent him an e-mail saying I was going to post the same ad but only charge 250.00. And I got a nicer car and no roommates.

I ran an ad like that. Well not that bad, I was more of a gentleman. I restricted it to no ladies confined to wheel chairs. I remember having sex a long time in a VW Bug, gastly experience! Well, just got some viagra and had to do something. I didn't get no takers and I found a use for it. It kept me from rolling out of bed.