Serious question. Inquiring minds need to know! Please be honest!

Ok so it’s my kind of serious but I really do want to know and I’m sure I’m not the only one. Men please answer honestly and for the love of god no names. Not trying to start shit. Ladies as well.

So I was laying in bed naked and out of breath after an orgasm marathon with.......let’s call him Mr Dick Fitzwell, anyhooo. We were discussing orgasms and how many ladies fake them here and in the RW and how if more girls were aware of their Reproductive area and where her “ spots (G) “ were that more girls would have Os more often. Ya know. Wiggle them hips around and position yourselves to make sure your big O spots get stimulated. Than the subject of men Faking them came up. I didn’t think it was really a thing. But apparently it is because MR Fitz has done it. So now I’m curious. How many guys have faked an O? Ladies can u tell if a man Is faking an O or suspect one has. I won’t even ask how many ladies have faked an O cuz I’m sure most have at one point

Again. Please no names. A simple yes or no and reason behind it.

Oh and I’m gonna be visiting Houston this weekend. Where should I stay and what’s fun to do in H town. Where can I find the best sausage and go for a nice long Rough ride ? Please and thanks. Hahaha.
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That’s a joke. Lol

I would think it a little hard to fake an O. I can't and I see no reason to try. Sometimes people just don't click.

I think a lot of women do because it's part of the illusion

Ive never made an effort to "fake it" but i have had a couple girls that I couldnt finish with. Im assuming they didnt know.the difference because of the cover

There is some movie where the lead actor (I'm thinking Seth Rogan or someone similar) fakes it for some f-ed up reason. Ugh. I hate that my mind is blank. It was funny AF.

I can see how a dude can fake one. I can see doing it if you just wanna hurry and leave without being a total jack ass

Yes on several occasions for varying reasons.

The most common is something occurs during activities that makes you lose interest & want to leave as soon as possible whether you got your "O" or not. (attitude, personality, hygiene,safety)

Never faked an O. There have been times I didn’t finish because I couldn’t get the 2nd or 3rd nut. There have been times I couldn’t get the first nut because I wasn’t feeling it, horrible chemistry, a night of drinking, her box started to stink, etc.

I can fake it. It would be during doggie or surfboard and I'd just spit on your back.

Actually an old 80's joke; How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? ….. spits on your back.

Cheers

Yup!

But only when necessary.

Usually "when it's not happening for me" in a strip club or at certain other times and places and occasions when necessary.

Do recall one time years ago when one lady had me in the chair for an extended bj and at the 45 minute point her gal pal watching (and waiting for me to have dessert) fell asleep in her baby doll jammies. I decided to do Le Grande Finale, complete with sound effects and multiple powerful kegels to end the chair session. Hot washrag applied and I scooped up the baby dolls, carried her into the other room and daty, a little bj to resurrect the little guy and pound city for 30-40 minutes. Quitting time was like 2 a.m. and I could spent the night but had an early morning meeting downtown so went home, slept 4 hours and made it to the meeting on time at 8 a.m. complete with SEGs the rest of the morning.

Like a couple have said. I've had times when it just didn't happen or something happened to spoil it. Never faked it though. Just finished up without an orgasm and left it at that.

All that stuff about Houston just come by the house and we can take care of it. I might even show you a fake "O".
Lmao

I have...usually just to get the hell up and out of the situation from the lady. Now there are some things a man needs to do so hes not "caught" for one dispose of the empty bag himself. Of course faking a CIM or COF is a lil trickier, LOL

I can remember a time or two with an ex-wife....usually because I had already dropped several loads with a provider earlier and was spent for the night....but sometimes in a committed relationship you gotta play the part and act like you still give a fuck so you can go to sleep with no bullshit.....

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Unless he pulled an 80's scene like Sig9er mentioned.
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Never with a hooker but multiple times with long term partners. You just have to fake it while your deep inside them. With age and reduced sperm volume, this is easy to pull off.

It took me a while to realize it, but it is an excellent early indication that I’m about to make a long-term girlfriend an ex-girlfriend.

Yes I have done it. Especially when the relationship becomes stale. I have figured out a way.