Which body part goes to heaven first?
The teacher was having a discussion about heaven and asked the class which body part they thought went to heaven first? Only Jenny, Jim, and Little Johnny raised their hands. The teacher thought on no, I'm not picking Johnny because he will say something perverted.
The teacher picked Jenny first who relied " Your head makes it so heaven first, because you have to be smart!" The teacher said ok and then selected Jim who said " Your heart, because you have to love Jesus to get into heaven!" The teacher once again said ok and looked around for room for anyone else to select besides Johnny, but was disappointed to find his the only hand raised.
The teacher hesitantly selected Little Johnny who smiled and said "Your feet!" The teacher quizzically looked at Johnny and asked why on earth would your feet go into heaven first? Johnny replied " Last night I went into my parents room and dad was on top of mom and she had her feet straight up in the air and she was yelling OH GOD, I'M CUMMIN'!!!!"