Here is what we know so far:
1. Nicollette is pissed;
2. At me;
3. Over something I wrote in private tabs;
4. Houston, we have a fucking problem..
5. Alright, you blokes sitting in the back, hoping I don't call on you. I'm calling on you. What's the fucking problem?
(my apologies Nicollette. this is how I deal with conflict. straight into the shitstorm I sail...)
Btw, allaboutthebbbj, you were suspect #1, but you've been cleared already.
LL, you say you're not a snitch, and not sure why, but i believe you. imo, you're an asshole but not a snitch. so you're also cleared.
mikemendez, you're too much of a baller to do shit like that, so you're cleared too.
Tryweakly, you're too worried about points to do something like that, so you're cleared too.
ok, so who does that leave still on the suspect list? we'll find the little bitch yet. she's gonna sing like a fucking nightingale..
here's what we know about her so far:
1. she's a hater (doesn't narrow the field too much. i'm great at pissing people off)
2. she's spineless. instead of calling me out on the open board like a real man would, she runs to tell teacher (teacher of the erotic arts, at least. btw, for the record, Nicollette is fine as fuck and a helluva masseuse..).
3. she's stupid, to think that i won't find her and bust her sorry ass.
4. moreover, and most importantly, she's a pussy..